Do you remember the first time?

Ok, so here we have it, the beginning of this thingy that everyone says I should do (other than smoke less). Well I hope you’re happy. I told you it would be rubbish didn’t I? Well look, it’s rubbish. I’m aways right. I haven’t even gone anywhere yet, in fact I barely left the house today, which is not to say I left the house naked, oh no. Just that I am lazy.

So right… errr… did you see that monkey? I’ll go now