Sam Hayne Says

And he was like “Happy Halloween” and I was like, TOEDALLY psyched! So I was like “Duuuuude, that’s soooo not cool!”, and he was like “Whateverrrrr!” so I was like “It’s toedally Samhain maaan”, and he was like “Woah girl, what are you? some kinda witch-bitch?” and I was like “You godda respect my beliefs cos if you don’t respect my beliefs then you don’t respect me, and if you don’t respect me then screw you buddy.” and then he was like “I’m sorry babe, happy Shadowfest.” and I was like “awwwww baby I love you”…

Ahem… sorry… You believe that the whole town was out of pumpkins yesterday when I went to get one? I’m gonna carve a tomato in protest.